As per the institute convention we 2nd yr people are supposed to give an official welcome to all the undergrad and grad course freshers. Just imagine. OUR batch, only 9 people. And the next B.Stat. batch itself has got 47. On top of that some 60 more freshers in other courses. And now sample this. Last yr the total count was 50 odd ! You are NOT that insensitive that you can’t understand what has been going we poor 9 fellows. So very horrible ( yet so very GRATIFYING ), … planning everything, getting bits and pieces of advices from seniors, writing posters, negotiating for funds ( and probably sponsorships ), writing invitations, arranging for the auditorium, constantly trying to come up with new ideas … all on these nine 19-yr olds. All for the ‘Mas Fresco 2008 … Confessions‘.
And … AHA, how can I forget the QUESTIONNAIRE, which is designed by us, supposed to be filled up by every fresher, and then juicy intros written from them about everyone and many more, to introduce them in the stage. Here’s the one we’ve made ……
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF
Answer all (*) marked questions. Choose any 9 among others.
*1. Who art thou ?
*2. What art thou ?
3. Which kind of mountains do you like ? – a. Young and growing, b. Snow clad, c. Hard and rocky, d. Volcanic.
*4. I can …….. ( a long gap, to be filled up ).
*5. Are you … a. Veg or non-veg, b. Hot or cool ?
*6. The teacher you … a. like the most, b. Fear the most ?
7. Give a suitable quote for the ISI T-Shirt.
8. First impression about the hostel ………
9. Your first crush.
10. Suggest with reasons … a. an ideal bathroom-mate from your batch ( explanation – in the hostel we live in single rooms, with two sharing one bathroom each, hence bathroom-mate
), b. someone from your batch whom you want as a parent-in-law.
11. The craziest thing you did in your life.
12. Describe an incident in your life that most resembles world war II.
13. What do you do that takes closest to Nirvana ( no allusions to the band. )
*14. Your dream actor/ model ………. Describe, in short, the wildest dream you had involving him/ her.
*15. ” When you try your best but you don’t succeed/ When you get what you want but not what you need/ when you feel so tired that you can’t sleep ” — what do you do ???
16. Suppose one day a teacher comes in your class, places a banana on the table and says, “I’ll be back in 10 minutes, have this banana meanwhile”, and goes out. What will you do ? ( THIS QUESTION IS INSPIRED BY A TRUE INCIDENT. )
17. Name the person(s) whose answers inspired you to answer your questionnaire.
N.B. If you haven’t found any questions, the answers to which will be your NAME and BATCH …… please mention it somewhere !
Strictly N.B. : I won’t take sole responsibility for any of these questions, so all the praises and/or swears, criticisms addressed to this questionnaire would be redirected to our whole batch, lots of seniors …
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